‘Stache Ratings Archive
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Man of Steel
Posted on June 12, 2013 | 1 CommentMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Even without the booming success of the super hero genre, it was inevitable that Superman would enter the serious, dark arena of “gritty” reboots. Especially with the underwhelming reception of Bryan Singer’s sappy attempt to... -
Furious 6
Posted on May 23, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman This will be the shortest review I may ever write. Look at that picture to the left, go ahead, I’ll wait. Now that you’ve had time to let it sink in, be aware that image... -
The Hangover III
Posted on May 22, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Audiences didn’t know what they were in for when the first Hangover movie hit the theaters. It is a perfect mix of twisted comedy magic that really sticks with people. Its droves of fans were... -
Star Trek Into Darkness
Posted on May 15, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Dust off your star-fleet uniform, put on your pointy ears, and brush up on your Klingon; J.J. Abrams and friends are back to bring you another adventure aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise. Through a deep thatch... -
The Great Gatsby
Posted on May 9, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman From the moment the news rang out that Baz Luhrmann was going to make a version of The Great Gatsby with Leonardo DiCarprio and Carey Mulligan, and in 3-D no less, people promptly began losing... -
Iron Man 3
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Leading up to its U.S. release, I’ve seen some highly positive things being written about Iron Man 3. No matter what I see or read, I always enter a film with no expectations, leaving those... -
The Host
Posted on March 29, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman When it comes to the Twilight series, it is safe to say I am filled with little to no love for its existence. Though for as stubbornly critical as I am, everything gets its fair... -
Oz The Great and Powerful
Posted on March 6, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Edited by Evan La Ruffa No matter what your personal feelings are towards The Wizard of Oz, there’s no argument what an important and beloved film it has become to the global collective conscious. As... -
Stoker
Posted on February 28, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman If you’ve never heard the name Park Chan-wook, you might at least be familiar with some of his films; Oldboy in particular is a name almost everyone has heard. Atmospheric, beautiful, and tense, his films... -
Jack the Giant Slayer
Posted on February 27, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman With the Harry Potter universe filmed to completion, the new fad to rake in the box office dollars is turning short fairy tales into action adventure films. By twisting moral hearts into a mangled ball...
