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The Host
Posted on March 29, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman When it comes to the Twilight series, it is safe to say I am filled with little to no love for its existence. Though for as stubbornly critical as I am, everything gets its fair... -
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Posted on October 25, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman If you’ve never played the first few Silent Hill games, you’ve missed out on some truly terrifying experiences. The first Silent Hill film was certainly flawed, but it had its merit; faithfully portraying specific aspects... -
Alex Cross
Posted on October 18, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Author James Patterson has a loyal following interested in anything he’s attached to. They alone automatically bring a certain amount of box-office credence to the new film based on his work, Alex Cross. An origin... -
NYFF 2012- Passion
Posted on September 23, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Highly reminiscent of his deflated bust Femme Fattale, Brian De Palma’s Passion lands on a growing list of this year’s accidental comedies. A remake of the 2 year old French film, Crime d’amour, Passion is... -
The Apparition
Posted on August 24, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman The tangible, the supernatural, the ghostly, and the ghastly–the silver screen has housed all the terrors that go bump in the night. By this point in time, all a film needs to creep under one’s... -
Total Recall
Posted on August 2, 2012 | 4 CommentsReview by Matthew Schuchman Between 1987 and 1990, Paul Verhoeven helmed two milestones of sci-fi action cinema, that are still tough to rival. The remake of 87′s Robocop is still being finished, but the Total Recall redo is here and... -
“The Smurfs”
Posted on July 28, 2011 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman With the recent commercial success of such cartoon to real-life crossovers as “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” it’s understandable why properties such as “The Smurfs” would get the same treatment. However, due to the original content,... -
Review- “Priest”
Posted on May 13, 2011 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman- One out of Five ‘Staches. At one point, I remember Paul Bettany was a promising actor. Now he just seems to turn up in roles as either a man of the cloth, an angel or... -
Sneak Peek Review- “Battle: L.A.”
Posted on March 11, 2011 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman- One out of Five ‘Staches. Battle: Cliche’; that is the easiest way to sum up the completely unoriginal and painfully lengthy film that is, “Battle:L.A.” No amount of “special” effects and action can make me... -
Sneak Peek Review- “The Rite”
Posted on January 27, 2011 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman- One out of Five ‘Staches. When sitting down to watch an exorcism film, one should be prepared to deal with a lot of crosses and other Christian religious imagery and rhetoric. Odd how it only...
