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The Great Gatsby
Posted on May 9, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman From the moment the news rang out that Baz Luhrmann was going to make a version of The Great Gatsby with Leonardo DiCarprio and Carey Mulligan, and in 3-D no less, people promptly began losing... -
Iron Man 3
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Leading up to its U.S. release, I’ve seen some highly positive things being written about Iron Man 3. No matter what I see or read, I always enter a film with no expectations, leaving those... -
Jack the Giant Slayer
Posted on February 27, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman With the Harry Potter universe filmed to completion, the new fad to rake in the box office dollars is turning short fairy tales into action adventure films. By twisting moral hearts into a mangled ball... -
The Last Stand
Posted on January 17, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman By the time you read this, you will have seen or heard a hunk of, “He’s back” or “He told you he’d be back” jokes. The fact is, whether it carries any significance for you... -
The Baytown Outlaws
Posted on January 10, 2013 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Friends often accuse me of being over-critical, a man unable to enjoy mindless entertainment. Damn right I’m über critical, that’s my job–but there are instances where I’ve found enjoyment from an out-there, balls-to-the-wall, ridiculous feature.... -
Jack Reacher
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Embodying what may be the single worst character name in fictional history, Tom Cruise continues his trip down the Bruce Willis action hero road of middle aged ass-kickery. As the titular Jack Reacher, Cruise portrays... -
This is 40
Posted on December 10, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Aging is an enemy we all struggle with. Anger towards a faceless villain will ultimately be taken out on those around you, causing distress and upheaval to even the most joyous of marriages. Judd Apatow... -
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2
Posted on November 15, 2012 | 1 CommentMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman The time has finally come–the schlocky, teen beat series of emo vampires and anti-social werewolves reaches the end of its film cycle with The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2. A fairly boring experience peppered with moments... -
V/H/S
Posted on July 23, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman There’s nothing like a good ol’ horror anthology. Building off the non-stop production of found footage shockers flooding the market since The Blair Witch Project, V/H/S groups together the hottest names in the scare and... -
People Like Us
Posted on June 29, 2012 | No CommentsMovie Review by Matthew Schuchman Nothing angers me more than a title meant to connect me as a viewer with a group of people that represent 5% of the world. Based on true events, People Like Us is the story...
